Welcome!

hey all i'm magda!! there's a billion players for you to meet and keep track of right now and i know how hard that is, so here's a few quick things so you can get to know what kind of person you're dealing with here:

- im the gal that is writing this post in her confessional before PM'ing any tribemates, like an idiot
- im rich bitch!!!!! just picked up two rupees that seem to have disappeared after i clicked them, meaning they're all mine and only mine. if i know anything about zelda, i know how far two rupees can go!!

1. ive played pretty much all the zeldas, mostly all on their original consoles too... that includes botw although i didnt finish it and now when i should be diving back into it ive found myself becoming an animal crossing addict... oh no!

2. i wanna play big and social and ally up with a lot of threats to be mutual shields. i wanna whisper sweet words of love in everyones ears and then betray them and then be brutally, heart-breakingly betrayed myself. but what's this??? out of my bag i pull an idol i bought because i was rich with rupees, bitch!!! now i won, holy shit!!!

3. i chose power because of the above "out in front" playstyle i am planning to employ. im actually wise and courageous too though

initial impressions:

Patricia shouldnt have bothered logging on at start. coming in just to say "See ya later"... pfft good, get out of here!!!
however that is better than Kass and Roscoe, who havent even written back to my introduction message 30 minutes later. get out of here!!!!!

what does that leave, well we've got Revali who seems to be doing a little bit of roleplay. we were just starting to naturally get into the nitty gritty on this whole rupees thing when his awkward make-talk attempt of "What interests do you have" butted in. dude im interested in rupees and talking game, like we were doing!! he also squandered his response to my opening message, thread subject "powerful things" thread content "charging bulls; bombs; people that can hit that carnival game with a big hammer so hard it rings the bell" and his reply, "Gee hopefully all of us." snooze. that being said this guy is the frontrunner for top ally position right now by default

i did get one reply from kass, some introductory zelda experience talk. we shall see how things progress

why do you hate the rich

1. revali is my easy #1. engaged with me throughout the day, handed me (late, second-hand) info on the crossword answer, and so on. master khoga reads as a threat. this guy is charming and strategic and 99% likely has the idol. i do want to surround myself with threats but if the opportunity ever comes to axe this dude you gotta take it. teebo seems like a weakling, part of it is roleplaying as a little kid but it goes a bit beyond that in terms of being actually new (allegedly) and being friendly in conversation but giving the most dead-end replies. roscoe and kass are just middle of the road kinda people. patricia still has sent me 1 pm

2. i think it was when i asked master khoga if he had broccoli growing on his head and he replied totally deadpan in character, "Yes. It is broccoli." he went on to talk some shtick about being exposed to radioactive broccoli which i did not enjoy nearly as much as just solemnly intoning that he indeed has broccoli growing off the top of his head although that may say more about me than anyone else


3. medallion of power

4. i want to be seen as a bit of a hapless chatterbox, someone thats great to ally with and potentially a bit of a social threat but most of all harmless. and maybe thats what i actually am! me taking forever to get into that idol hunt and even then just being lke durrr what comes out of a tree -- completely authentically mind you -- to a number of players hopefully gets that general thrust across. what i dont want to be perceived as is, like, BAD socially. that would hurt my feelings

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6. theyre NOT rocks they are MINERALS

It is Day 1 of "ball" puns. I smile half-heartedly.

It is Day 2 of "ball" puns. I wince involuntarily at each one, same as the last.

It is Day 5 of "ball" puns. I find myself browsing wikipedia entries on "ball bearings," "Ball State University," and "ball pits" obsessively.

It is Day 34 of "ball" puns. I am visualizing orbs in my mind's eye constantly. I have scooped out my own eyeballs in some attempt at appeasement. I died 10 days ago.

live video of me trying to grab a rupee that spawned on top of an ad