Ancient Oven - 7th

Everyone this round: Well at least you aren't being targetted unlike every other round
me: This is it isn't it

I thought you had the magnesis Kass...

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This round: A summation

Sidon offers me and Mipha an F3
As usual I tell Mipha that Sidon is a stabby piece of garbage and I hope we vote him out
Mipha thinks we should consider this because Sidon is a better option then everyone alive but Revali
Urbosa and I discuss how much we hate Sidon, I suggest we vote for Epona because it's really fucking obvious Urbosa hates Sidon and we all know he has the Courage idol.
Urbosa doesn't want to do it and continues insisting we vote Sidon
I go to Revali and ask him to vote Epona, he agrees to do it behind Urbosa's back
Me and Mipha ask Sidon to vote Epona with us
Everyone suddenly starts freaking out because they think Epona has an idol
Urbosa informs me she has NO IDEA where Kogha and Epona are voting, I panic realizing they're voting for me because everyone thinks I'm the only person not expecting it
I tell everyone to stick to the fucking plan and vote Epona, leaving Urbosa off-voting Sidon.


Result: Sidon wastes his idol, Mipha wastes the idol everyone thought Kass had? Epona vote steals and Sidon is definitely the vote that switched from Mipha to me, confirming he is the most cowardly stabby piece of garbage that I wish I'd blocked when I returned from the Resurrection Chamber instead of speaking to ever again

Sidon's strategy of telling every single player he's weak and pathetic and only they can save him is frustrating. Even more so when so many people legitimately believed they were close. Oaki, I hope you realize Sidon offloaded the votes onto you in order to keep Mipha around on purpose.

You had the exact same experience with Sidon as every other member of the jury that spoke with him, including me. This is exactly what I was talking about. Sidon didn't feel like he was on the bottom. He's never actually been in the terrible position he keeps whining that he's in. He just says that so people feel sorry for him.

And if you really thought he was upset with the other two for not flipping you weren't listening when I said. Our entire plan for tying relied on him caving immediately like we knew he would. Kohga was the only one that said he was thinking about rocks.

Sidon 100% was on my side, when I was going out he and Kohga both messaged me saying "Hey, we're throwing votes your way because you're not around and the numbers are falling to you. Play an idol if you have one."

Sidon and I pushing Link started (in part) because we were chatting while he was drunk and he was like "Hey, let's go for Link" and I was like "Hell yeah! Let's go for Link!" We were the bros.

He definitely wasn't keen on having Oven around though. Like... I was constantly doing a "I know you're going to want to get rid of Oven but like we can use his vote" because I didn't want him to know that Oven and I were actually starting to go for the "returning player" thing. But he kept pressuring me and I knew I had no leeway which was why I voted Oven like seven times throughout the game... I was kind of hoping that something was going to happen to Sidon without my knowledge so I'd get his jury vote and I would be able to keep Oven.