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Post by Zelda on Apr 23, 2020 19:55:00 GMT -5
There was once a boy named Link and another boy named Ganondorf.
They were from two walks of life. One was destined to be a hero, the other a villain.
One day the two boys became men and trained together in a random "how to be a swordfighter" class that was being taught by Professor King Hyrule because he can.
Ganondorf noticed Link's butt one day and said "Damn you look fine in those tights."
And Link goes "Oh Ganny, I've been waiting my whole life for a sexy redhead to notice me."
And then Ganondorf goes "let's make a baby."
And then they did.
THE END
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Post by Zelda on Apr 23, 2020 20:22:38 GMT -5
feel free to post your own PG-13 or lower rated fics here.
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Impa
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Post by Impa on Apr 23, 2020 22:00:59 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful fairy, who was just minding her own damn business, when along came a jerk in a green outfit, and a horrible net who caught the beautiful fairy and shoved her in a bottle. And then this heartless adventurer had the audacity to die in battle and steal the fairy's lifeforce just for a couple of hearts.
Like this post if you cry everytime. Repost to bring justice to the so-called Hero of Hyrule, Fairy Murderer.
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King Hyrule
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Post by King Hyrule on Apr 23, 2020 22:54:37 GMT -5
My Secret:
Upon a cold and dark night, Zelda was awoken by strange noises coming from her fathers study!
She went to investigate, unaware of the fun and glee that was coming from that room.
Zelda knocked on his door...No answer, it was too noisy with all the giggles!
What could possibly be going on she thought?
Zelda peaked into the room and was surprised....nobody there?
Huh? How strange!
Zelda opened the door and the room was empty, but the loud sounds could be heard from one of the walls!
What could possibly be going on?!?!
Zelda went to investigate further and to her amazement, there was a hidden door behind the wall.
Zelda followed the corridor down and could hear the enjoyment and fun coming from the room up ahead.
So many loud voices, so much excitement, giddy screams of joy could be heard.
Zelda made it to the end of the corridor and opened the door.
"What's going on in here?"
"ZELDA!" Shouted her father as he quickly rushed to the door to close it in front of Zelda to hide her from seeing what was going on.
"I'm sure you have a lot of questions, I'm sorry you had to find out this way"
"What's going on in there? Why are there so many people and what are they wearing? What are you wearing?"
This was the day that Zelda found out her dad's secret....Her father is also.....Santa Claus!
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Roscoe
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Post by Roscoe on May 7, 2020 9:04:00 GMT -5
Ball.
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