ITT we play a rigged blackjack game where the dealer busts

Hit, stay, double or invade Kamchatka?

all three of my rupees on 13 black

13 black it is! You have won a steal a rupee advantage. You have lost your 3 rupees. No one else has rupees except the bank. The bank is corrupt. You are now a bank robber. The police are coming but your breath stinks and you want a breath mint. Your hostages offer you one.

You cry. No one in this impoverished world has shown you sympathy. They all take and take and take and no one ever offers. You go home before police come by. You have lost all your rupees but have gained humanity, insight, and your dignity.

I hit on the 4&6 hand (hand 1) and refer hand 2 to the international court of justice under art 36 of the statute

You lose it. But a lovely changeling steps behind you and offers you a drink. You refuse it. Then again, you're undignified you grab it back out of the changeling's mitts. The husky figure in the corner sees the altercation and approaches. You know how this ends. Anyone without their dignity always knows how this ends.

Congrats! Dealer busts. You won 79 rupees!