these are also my confessions

okay well hitting it off with urbosa decently? but kass had an okay first pm

i think my goal for this tc (since im shit at mouse-based challenges...or at least im telling people i have a fucked up mouse that's 6 years old) is gonna be to get urbosa to give me a list of other tribes she'd want to swap with, then engineer it to wind up with link or oaki. if i get link, i can stab him. if i get oaki, ill work with him to flip on one of the other two. ideally, urbossa tells me that she's close with pelison and i can work with them + oaki to get out revali or kass. fuck bird people.

if instead i hear that roscoe was close with urbossa, or that oven was close with kass, ill probably try to go there and flip on link.

in an ideal world id be able to go with zora's domain and get riju out asap, but patricia and mipha both seem to be active and knowing riju's social game, the two of them are probably falling over themselves to fellate her right now

so my ideal tribes to go to tc with would be:

korok
goron
gerudo
zora
rito

im writing the longest pms of my survivor career with urbosa and im not even meaning to.

what the fuck.

someone stop me.

cute

running thru the tribes...

gerudo town: epona makes horse puns, sir horse makes horse puns, no idea about teebo but he was in the majority that blindsided on power apparently. if we went there, 100% chance epona/horse are already working together, we could maybe flip it on teebo, but im worried he could have the idol from their tribe.

goron city: roscoe was part of the majority blindside, link was super social and friendly, oven was short and is doing a character? oven may be the easiest consensus vote here and i think i can work link over to go with us. urbosa doesnt seem to be a huge oven fan.

zoras domain: patricia was targeted initially for being in a weird timezone and then roscoe/teebo/kass/patricia flipped it. riju super talkative and friendly, probably moreso than link. mipha was friendly with urbosa and i can tell she really wants us to go here if we get to choose, but i want to stay far far away from riju.

korok forest: kass said revali was apparently a huge threat on power and initially people wanted to blindside him, but then he won immunity. oaki was not a huge social player but was nice, and did enough not to be on the bottom. pelison was a brief conversationalist?

rito: kohga was left out of the blindside and kass is worried that he wasnt able to explain it to him. robbie is a slow conversationalist that takes a long time to get going. hunnie is direct and insistent and probably a bit of a wildcard. this sounds like a fun tc full of bullshit.

i think my preference would be korok. i can hook back up with my #1 that i think im doing a good job of hiding. pelison has a bad social game according to urbosa, and revali was a mega target. getting together with oaki and taking out a threat while getting the threat to target the least talkative player seems extremely good for my game.

this seems way too easy to get alignment between the three of us.